Mud Splash Survivor Pillows

'The going's a little soft today, isn't it?'

Glastonbury. After.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'How do I know your ours?'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."