Mud Splash Survivor Pillows

'The going's a little soft today, isn't it?'

Glastonbury. After.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Playing pig

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'How do I know your ours?'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"I've been interfacing with mud."