Slush Pile Survivor Pillows

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"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

First aid in mountains

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

'Don't they look silly?'

"I hate sand traps."

Offering a golfer a spade.

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

A holiday maker greets a castaway

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'

'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

'Tough winter.'