Slush Pile Survivor Pillows

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

No read publishing.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

First aid in mountains

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'Hole in one!!!!'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

God in the bunker.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Don't they look silly?'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

"I hate sand traps."

Offering a golfer a spade.

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

The menu said this soup is recommended for mature diners, and is rated "AFS." What does that stand for? "Adult fly situations."

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

A holiday maker greets a castaway

'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.