Squash Survivor Pillows

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

'for what we are about to receive...'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

It's taken two years work and ALL our savings, are you sure we will make millions from a Squash Ball Heater?

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

A holiday maker greets a castaway

"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."

Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

J. Edgar Hoover's secret file on MLK

Laundromat has a bin for trash & one for unmatched socks

I didn't know you played squash, how about a game!

Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.

Man following advice on preventing sea-sickness but becoming sea-sick anyway

'Thank you for calling the Coast Guard help line. To sink, press one. To swim, press two…'

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

"He turned to gardening during the Covid quarantine. Now he's a slave to his summer squash blog."

'It says here the D.M.V. got hit by a robbery today that took 3 hours. . . you know how those lines are.'

Mosquito Season

"Did you win your squash game?"

"Howard's tweeting out pictures of his summer squash."

Bottle bank queue.

Clown Phobia

'Hospital staff, squash ladder'

'It's a good thing my glasses were washed overboard!'

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed.