Squash Survivor Mugs

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

'for what we are about to receive...'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

The menu said this soup is recommended for mature diners, and is rated "AFS." What does that stand for? "Adult fly situations."

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."

A holiday maker greets a castaway

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

It's taken two years work and ALL our savings, are you sure we will make millions from a Squash Ball Heater?

Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.

J. Edgar Hoover's secret file on MLK

Laundromat has a bin for trash & one for unmatched socks

Man following advice on preventing sea-sickness but becoming sea-sick anyway

I didn't know you played squash, how about a game!

'Thank you for calling the Coast Guard help line. To sink, press one. To swim, press two…'

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"

Mosquito Season

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

'It says here the D.M.V. got hit by a robbery today that took 3 hours. . . you know how those lines are.'

"He turned to gardening during the Covid quarantine. Now he's a slave to his summer squash blog."

"Did you win your squash game?"

"Howard's tweeting out pictures of his summer squash."

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed.

Clown Phobia

Bottle bank queue.

'Hospital staff, squash ladder'