"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."
Squash Player Mugs
Find a perfect mug for the squash player in your life. Featuring witty slogans and vibrant designs, these mugs turn their favorite sport into a daily ritual filled with fun and motivation.
"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.
Seniors Snooker Tournament.
Mixed Doubles.
Monica Seles
You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...
Snooker Golf.
"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"
'You should have taken up the game earlier.'
"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."
Novak Djokovic
"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"
Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated
Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"
Tennis ball girl.
'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'
'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'
Cat and mouse.
'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'
"Once more, with fury."
Multisports
"Mam? What's love juice?"
Dog playing snooker/pool.
The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'
"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."
Sporting maladies.
Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.
Suzanne Lenglen
The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star
'There goes Finley...turning pro.'
"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"
Tennis corruption
The Tennis Racket in the Stone
Love All
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