Quicksand Survivor Mugs

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Don't they look silly?'

Offering a golfer a spade.

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

"I hate sand traps."

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

A holiday maker greets a castaway

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'

Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

'The poor guy's allergic to sand.'

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

Man following advice on preventing sea-sickness but becoming sea-sick anyway

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"

'Talk about rough courses!'

'Am I pleased to see you - have you got a light?'

Cactus with tap.

'Thank you for calling the Coast Guard help line. To sink, press one. To swim, press two…'

Convenience store: "I'm intrigued...how did you guys ever come up with the name?"

'I refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incriminate me!'