Quicksand Quickstepper Mugs

Dancers caught in quick sand.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Ski Surfing

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

'The test results indicate that you were drawn very fast and with the left hand.'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

"What town are we in??"

"On the contrary, Hank, I believe that in some cases, slapping a band-aid on a problem is a VERY effective solution!"

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

'Talk about rough courses!'

"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

Stop Scoot

Paramedic running after dropped stretcher.

Think fast!

'Not suffering from OCD, touch wood, touch wood..'

"That was quick. Did you even bother to read his note?"