Quicksand Quickstepper Prints

Dancers caught in quick sand.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

'The test results indicate that you were drawn very fast and with the left hand.'

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

Ski Surfing

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

'No! I don't know why they call it quicksand when it takes so long to kill you. Now shut up and help me think of a way to get out of here.'

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

"What town are we in??"

"On the contrary, Hank, I believe that in some cases, slapping a band-aid on a problem is a VERY effective solution!"

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"

"Don't be such a stick-in-the-mud, Harold. You're holding up the whole group."

'Talk about rough courses!'

Recording. You need to talk faster. We only have sixty seconds to record the side effects for this pharmaceutical commercial.

Think fast!

Paramedic running after dropped stretcher.

Stop Scoot

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

'Not suffering from OCD, touch wood, touch wood..'

"That was quick. Did you even bother to read his note?"