Quicksand Enthusiast Prints

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Making fun of Starfish.

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Preserve these Wetlands.

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Rubber Ring

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Champagne and Oysters

Accident near the Pier

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."