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Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

Yeah, no, I only fist-bump these days. Quick.

"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Making fun of Starfish.

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Preserve these Wetlands.

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

Champagne and Oysters

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

Rubber Ring

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Accident near the Pier

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'Did you ask Daddy if it was okay to do that to him?'

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'