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'I don't want to tell you how to play your game, Dave. But now might be a good time to concede.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Bears catching fish

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

A Bloody Butcher

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Sunbathers.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Been waiting long?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Loud mouth bass.

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

Fishing for Birds

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.