Fun-in-the-sand Fanatic T-Shirts

'Did you ask Daddy if it was okay to do that to him?'

Sunbathers.

Surfing koala.

Beer Parasol.

Beach flirting

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Making fun of Starfish.

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"How?"

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'Can I take the bucket off Daddy's head now the pretty ladies have gone, Mum?'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

Two piece outfits only.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

'I hate rainy days!'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

Quarantine: The great equalizer

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill