Sand And Sea Aficionado T-Shirts

"It's over. Go home."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Segregated Beach

How Swordfish Are Born

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Shark with Braces.

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.