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"Thank God for the elephant."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Rubber Ring

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Champagne and Oysters

Accident near the Pier

"I spilled my drink."

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

Parents shows the sea to their child.

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

"Yep, that's water retention."

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."