Quicksand Enthusiasts Prints

"Thank God for the elephant."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Rubber Ring

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Champagne and Oysters

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Accident near the Pier

"I spilled my drink."

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

Parents shows the sea to their child.

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."

"Yep, that's water retention."

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"