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'Help me, help me!'

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

The Screeeen!

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'No! I don't know why they call it quicksand when it takes so long to kill you. Now shut up and help me think of a way to get out of here.'

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

"Don't be such a stick-in-the-mud, Harold. You're holding up the whole group."

'Talk about rough courses!'

'It is dead, Schrodinger - I can smell it from here.'

"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"

'We may, or may not, have cloned Schrodinger's cat.'