Quicksand Quandary Enthusiast Gifts

'Help me, help me!'

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

The Screeeen!

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

'It is dead, Schrodinger - I can smell it from here.'

"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

'Talk about rough courses!'

'We may, or may not, have cloned Schrodinger's cat.'

Dancers caught in quick sand.

'Harriet - We outlasted him!'