Quicksand Escapologist Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the quicksand escapologist? Celebrate their creative and daring personality with funny, thoughtful products that capture their love for adventure and escape arts, perfect for sparking smiles.

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HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

from $19.00

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish. mockup

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

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Cake Escape

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"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!" mockup

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

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'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!' mockup

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

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"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology." mockup

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

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Houdini 2019

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Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore. mockup

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

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Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether mockup

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

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Tortured by music

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Desert Island Game

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'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020! mockup

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

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The head of a man sunk in desert sands mockup

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

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"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!" mockup

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

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Wilkins refused to sink to their level. mockup

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

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"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit." mockup

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

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"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?" mockup

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

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Submarine Disguise

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'Talk about rough courses!'

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"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"

"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink," mockup

"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"

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'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!' mockup

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

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A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'. mockup

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

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Dancers caught in quick sand.

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"Thank God for the elephant."

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'Help me, help me!'

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'I don't want to tell you how to play your game, Dave. But now might be a good time to concede.'

'I don't want to tell you how to play your game, Dave. But now might be a good time to concede.' mockup

'I don't want to tell you how to play your game, Dave. But now might be a good time to concede.'

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'Where do you suggest for my need to be taken hostage?'

'Where do you suggest for my need to be taken hostage?' mockup

'Where do you suggest for my need to be taken hostage?'

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Dog in a lift.

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"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball." mockup

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."

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"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."

"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse." mockup

"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."

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'He's cracked that whip for the last time. You cut left of the tree, and I'll go right.'

'He's cracked that whip for the last time. You cut left of the tree, and I'll go right.' mockup

'He's cracked that whip for the last time. You cut left of the tree, and I'll go right.'

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"Let's play in the new course they built on the swamp, you say. It's just a sand trap, you day!"

"Let's play in the new course they built on the swamp, you say. It's just a sand trap, you day!" mockup

"Let's play in the new course they built on the swamp, you say. It's just a sand trap, you day!"

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Quicksand Escapologist Gifts Collection

Quicksand Escapologist Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs designed for the quicksand escapologist and bring a smile to their face every morning.

Quicksand Escapologist Pillows

Find pillows that add personality and humor inspired by the quicksand escapologist’s adventurous and clever nature.

Quicksand Escapologist Prints

Explore prints that capture the daring and creative essence of the quicksand escapologist, perfect for inspiring any space.

Quicksand Escapologist T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that celebrate the quicksand escapologist’s inventive spirit with witty, creative designs.