Quicksand Escapologist Mugs

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Cake Escape

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Houdini 2019

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

Tortured by music

Desert Island Game

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

Submarine Disguise

'Talk about rough courses!'

"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

Dancers caught in quick sand.

"Thank God for the elephant."

'Help me, help me!'

'I don't want to tell you how to play your game, Dave. But now might be a good time to concede.'

'Where do you suggest for my need to be taken hostage?'

Dog in a lift.

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."

"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."

'He's cracked that whip for the last time. You cut left of the tree, and I'll go right.'

"Let's play in the new course they built on the swamp, you say. It's just a sand trap, you day!"