Quicksand Dodger Mugs

"Let's play in the new course they built on the swamp, you say. It's just a sand trap, you day!"

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

As the summer drew to a close, Mrs. Bank's back-to-school nightmares progressed from a class of her worst students, to a class of their parents.

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

"Ugh . . . nevermind."

'I thought it was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."

"I can't wait that long."

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

"Tell me about online banking again. I'm not good at technology, but it's got to be less stressful than this."

'Talk about rough courses!'

"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"

Fish using a metal detector to avoid fishing hooks.

Sorry out of numbers.

'I thought this was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

"On top of everything else this is a bureaucratic nightmare."

Look before you leap.

Dancers caught in quick sand.

"I've been called for jury duty. How can I get out of it?"

'Help me, help me!'

'This is just so like you. Always taking the easy way out.'

"Thank God for the elephant."

'Hey mister! Watch it with that hook of yours! You almost pulled out my eye!'