Poopocalypse Survivor Pillows

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Your 2 am is here."

"It's a grave situation, Mrs. Conway. It appears to be an extremely aggressive form of flesh-eating lawyer."

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

No read publishing.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

A woman is attacked by toilet water

2042

'Another October 30, another failed Halloween candy sleepover.'

Look out! Daisy's done a flaoter!

Before the corona virus there were zombie movies today there is The Walking Idiots...they're not wearing masks! They drool death!!

He was an early riser. She knew it, but never really got used to it.

"Uhhh, I just need your ID, sir."

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

Death is unemployed.

'...you have your ideas about survival aids and I have mine '