Apocalypse Survivors Pillows

'Come on, Larry! You don't have time to make a bucket list!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Time for bed, guys."

Monster Clown

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

doom.com

"Just junk mail."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

The Future

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

New York Gondolier

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

I survived end of the world after party.

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Message in a bottle.

Dystopian Dad

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"Looks as though we got out just in time!"