Apocalypse Survivors Gifts

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Time for bed, guys."

Monster Clown

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"Just junk mail."

doom.com

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

The Future

New York Gondolier

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

I survived end of the world after party.

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

Message in a bottle.

"You been here long?"

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

"Looks as though we got out just in time!"