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Slush Pile Survivor Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a Slush Pile Survivor? Our collection features witty and inspiring products that honor their creative perseverance. Perfect for writers, artists, or anyone who keeps going despite setbacks, these items are a playful nod to their resilience. From humorous mugs to clever prints, find a gift that fuels their passion and reminds them of their strength in the face of rejection. Celebrate their journey with a gift that’s as creative and resilient as they are.
No read publishing.
"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."
First aid in mountains
Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.
'Hole in one!!!!'
"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."
"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."
"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"
'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'
'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'
God in the bunker.
"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."
'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'
"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"
"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."
'Don't they look silly?'
"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."
"I hate sand traps."
Offering a golfer a spade.
"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."
The menu said this soup is recommended for mature diners, and is rated "AFS." What does that stand for? "Adult fly situations."
"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"
"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."
Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish
'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'
'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'
Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.
"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."
'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'
'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'
A holiday maker greets a castaway
'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'
'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'
Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.
Slush Pile Survivor Gifts Collection
Slush Pile Survivor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the Slush Pile Survivor, blending humor and encouragement to brighten their mornings.
Slush Pile Survivor Pillows
Our pillows are ideal for the Slush Pile Survivor, offering comfort and a humorous reminder to stay resilient through all their creative pursuits.
Slush Pile Survivor Prints
Decorate any space with prints celebrating the journey of the Slush Pile Survivor—motivational, witty, and uniquely inspiring.
Slush Pile Survivor T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the Slush Pile Survivor and showcase their resilient spirit with witty, creative designs.