Fall Survivor Pillows

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Barbeque Casualty.

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

A guide to seasons in the North East

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'Time for your pills.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Devi's brew?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

Tourist in the desert

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

People of the Fall

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Sporting maladies.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'You've got a broken finger.'

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

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