Fall Survivor T-Shirts

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Gary turns 40.

Barbeque Casualty.

'Time for your pills.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Devi's brew?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Tourist in the desert

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

People of the Fall

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

B.O.H.I.C.A. Memorial

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

Sporting maladies.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'You've got a broken finger.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'