Mud Adventurer Pillows

'I'm designed to go off-road.'

Glastonbury. After.

Tourists

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Playing pig

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Is it something I said dear?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Sand danger

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'This is you, enlarged.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along