Dirt Adventurer Pillows

'Topsoil.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'We were mud wrestling.'

Tourists

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Fish hunting for men.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Sand danger