Dirt Adventurer Pillows

'Topsoil.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'We were mud wrestling.'

Tourists

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Fish hunting for men.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Mohammad's motors

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Sand danger

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.