Dirtbike Adventurer Pillows

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Suburban street.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Santa Harley

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

'We were mud wrestling.'

BMX riding in Bavaria

Fume detector

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Planet Lover

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Warning: Warp in the space-time continuum ahead.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

The not so easy rider...

All Roads Lead To Rome.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"On your left."

Self-driving stroller

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Man sees bird about to drop objects, near sign that reads: 'Beware of Gull Stones'

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

BMX girl.

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error