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OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Suburban street.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Planet Lover

Fume detector

'We were mud wrestling.'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

BMX riding in Bavaria

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Warning: Warp in the space-time continuum ahead.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

The not so easy rider...

All Roads Lead To Rome.

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"On your left."

'Are we there yet Dad?'

BMX girl.

Man sees bird about to drop objects, near sign that reads: 'Beware of Gull Stones'

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

'This baby is great on gas...'