Motorbike Adventurer T-Shirts

'What do you mean you were having so much fun riding with your buddies you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"I can't believe Bob is dead! What a way to go: swallowed by a bikie."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Dairy Devil

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Biker Lawn Mower

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Biker At Museum

Bicycle Sidecar.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Suburban street.

'Boat Launch'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

Santa Harley

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"He only made first four installments."

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Wrong Way.

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'