Motorbike Adventurer T-Shirts

'What do you mean you were having so much fun riding with your buddies you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"I can't believe Bob is dead! What a way to go: swallowed by a bikie."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Dairy Devil

Biker Lawn Mower

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Biker At Museum

Bicycle Sidecar.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'Boat Launch'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Suburban street.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"He only made first four installments."

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

Wrong Way.

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"