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'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Hi-yah!"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Swinging

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Guitar Man.

"First snowman?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Imagination

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Joe Henry

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

The Charge of the Kids

I miss recess!

Little boys

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

25¢ Ride the Pony

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Get ready ... Get set ...

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.