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WWFood Stores.

"It's fixed, mate."

Winning wrestler.

"I told you, I don't want him watching American wrestling!"

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

"Cruz, I met the greatest girl this week. She rode a cool scooter, she was really cute, and she helped her uncle remodel an '83 Olds!"

"Between my wrestling show and your telenovela we got a pretty good program!"

"I need to tinkle."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The rock caricature

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Feel my claw of death!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cheerleaders

Veloci-Rapper

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Future Wrestler

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Greco-polar wrestling

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Crunk

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.