Wrestling And Drama Fan Gifts

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Theatre Crowd

The rock caricature

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Feel my claw of death!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Future Wrestler

"Please turn on your cell phones."

WWFood Stores.

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Eurydice in prison

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Greco-polar wrestling

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"Congratulations on opening night."

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."