Wrestler Gifts

Hoping to convince the university that he is worthy of a wrestling scholarship, Nick pins the director of admissions in 13 seconds.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

'So is it a real heart attack, or is he just faking it?'

Mr T's To Do List,

'But then he couldn't call himself the Terrible Knight.'

Wrestling Champion.

"I just can't sleep with this wrestler's leg syndrome."

WWFood Stores.

Executive Smackdown.

'I would never use steroids! Do you have any idea what that stuff can do to your body?'

Olympic Wrestling: It's not the winning - it's being taken apart!

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Future Wrestler

'Reckless Rick has already lost three matches this year, but rumor has it that he's looking for a new writer...'

David and Goliath

Weigh station

"What do you mean, it's a fix?"

The rock caricature

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It's a bit awkward at the moment, can I ring you back?"

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

Gladiators.

'Ok Phil, you can stop the trash talk now!'

'Reckless Rick has already lost three matches this year, but rumor has it that he's looking for a new writer...'

'That's funny sir, how did you know I used to be a wrestler?'

'-and may the best actor win!'

'I see you graduated sumo cum laude.'

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

'His B.O got to me!'

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Wrestler tied his opponent up in knots.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

World Ping-Pong Federation.