Wrestler Gifts

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'So is it a real heart attack, or is he just faking it?'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Executive Smackdown.

Olympic Wrestling: It's not the winning - it's being taken apart!

'I would never use steroids! Do you have any idea what that stuff can do to your body?'

'But then he couldn't call himself the Terrible Knight.'

Wrestling Champion.

"I just can't sleep with this wrestler's leg syndrome."

WWFood Stores.

Future Wrestler

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'His B.O got to me!'

World Ping-Pong Federation.

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Wrestler tied his opponent up in knots.

'Reckless Rick has already lost three matches this year, but rumor has it that he's looking for a new writer...'

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'That's funny sir, how did you know I used to be a wrestler?'

Gladiators.

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

'I see you graduated sumo cum laude.'

'-and may the best actor win!'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Ok Phil, you can stop the trash talk now!'

'Reckless Rick has already lost three matches this year, but rumor has it that he's looking for a new writer...'

"Wildlife just clothes lined Ozone Killer!! This is unbelievable!!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Wrestling Maks

"Uh oh, Mongrel is subbing in a British voice talent to deliver understated but devastating put-downs."

Masked Wrestler

Weigh station

"What do you mean, it's a fix?"

David and Goliath