Wrestlers Gifts

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

"...And to help put a stop to the rumors that pro-wrestling is fake, the Tooth Fairy will referee all of tonight's matches!"

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The rock caricature

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Feel my claw of death!"

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Future Wrestler

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

WWFood Stores.

Greco-polar wrestling

Covid Wrestling

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'