Wrestlers Prints

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

"...And to help put a stop to the rumors that pro-wrestling is fake, the Tooth Fairy will referee all of tonight's matches!"

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Future Wrestler

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

WWFood Stores.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Greco-polar wrestling

Covid Wrestling

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Wrestling Champion.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'