Wrestling Prints

'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'HEAD-LOCK! HEAD-LOCK! HEAD-LOCK! HEAD-LOCK!....'

A professional wrestlers prepares to

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'So is it a real heart attack, or is he just faking it?'

'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

'I would never use steroids! Do you have any idea what that stuff can do to your body?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"He's Pulled Out The HR File! This Is It Folks, The Atomic Performance Review!"

Student wrestling with life issues.

"I just can't sleep with this wrestler's leg syndrome."

'The next one who tries to wrestle me is in for a surprise: I've learned Karate!'

Jacob prepares to wrestle the Angel of the Lord.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

"I paid for my MBA as a Mexican wrestler."

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Sumo Laundry Day

Wrestling Champion.

Round two: The champ fights off self-loathing and regret, while the challenger wrestles with self-doubt and insecurity.

Future Wrestler

Olympic Wrestling: It's not the winning - it's being taken apart!

"Let's get ready to rrumble!"

Martial Arts Gym

Sumo-wrestlers tangled up.

'OK, I see you're highly competitive. Is there anything else you wish to add?'

'But then he couldn't call himself the Terrible Knight.'

'As a freshman congressman I say we scrap the antiquated procedures with a more relevant format...professional wrestling.'