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'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'

'HEAD-LOCK! HEAD-LOCK! HEAD-LOCK! HEAD-LOCK!....'

Hoping to convince the university that he is worthy of a wrestling scholarship, Nick pins the director of admissions in 13 seconds.

'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'

A professional wrestlers prepares to

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'

'So is it a real heart attack, or is he just faking it?'

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

Arm and leg wrestling.

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Round two: The champ fights off self-loathing and regret, while the challenger wrestles with self-doubt and insecurity.

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

Sumo-wrestlers tangled up.

'The next one who tries to wrestle me is in for a surprise: I've learned Karate!'

WWE Chess

'Mr. Lewis, that's not what the interns are here for.'

'As a freshman congressman I say we scrap the antiquated procedures with a more relevant format...professional wrestling.'

Wrestling Champion.

Sumo Laundry Day

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Executive Smackdown.

Just when you thought we couldn't sink lower than the WWF, we get the Mexican version.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Martial Arts Gym

Olympic Wrestling: It's not the winning - it's being taken apart!

'OK, I see you're highly competitive. Is there anything else you wish to add?'

WWFood Stores.

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

'I would never use steroids! Do you have any idea what that stuff can do to your body?'

"He's Pulled Out The HR File! This Is It Folks, The Atomic Performance Review!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Future Wrestler