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People Who Bother You in Bathrooms

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The rock caricature

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Feel my claw of death!"

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Is the water cold?'

Psychic diving competition.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Future Wrestler

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Fishy tail.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

WWFood Stores.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"