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'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Is the water cold?'

Psychic diving competition.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Future Wrestler

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Fishy tail.

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

WWFood Stores.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"