Wrestling Coach Gifts

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Sumo wrestler farting

"I see you went to college on a wrestling scholarship."

Half Nelson, Full Nelson, Admiral Nelson, and Willie Nelson.

"OK, Omar, you'll be wrestling Baldo."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Is the water cold?'

Psychic diving competition.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Future Wrestler

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Fishy tail.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

WWFood Stores.

Covid Wrestling

Fitness Course.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"