Wrestling Coach Gifts

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Sumo wrestler farting

"I see you went to college on a wrestling scholarship."

Half Nelson, Full Nelson, Admiral Nelson, and Willie Nelson.

"OK, Omar, you'll be wrestling Baldo."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

The rock caricature

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Feel my claw of death!"

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Is the water cold?'

Psychic diving competition.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Future Wrestler

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Fishy tail.

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

WWFood Stores.