Emotional Tough Guy Pillows

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Ice Cream Flavors

"You complete me."

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Child and nurse in children's hospital

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"While I no longer laugh in the face of adversity, occasionally I can manage a contemptuous snort."

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

'I'm coping.'

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

Man with many tattoos.

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

"Yes, I said that a man should be able to show his emotions but..."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"I'm pregnant."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

'He left me for a guy. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.'

"You came up in therapy this morning."

Counsellor for man on desert island

'I always say the wrong thing - which makes me feel worse. I don't know how to handle other people's pain.'