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Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"Lucky you were wearing your hard-hat!"

Shows Bundt

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

Man with many tattoos.

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'I'm coping.'

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

popcorn...

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'...The athletic trainer's coming with the WD-40.'

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

"These feet are fine. You have at least a couple of route marches left in them."

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

A Pat on the Back: $1.00

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.