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Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Macho talk from down in accounting.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

You'll understand after you see him pitch.

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"Lucky you were wearing your hard-hat!"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

Shows Bundt

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'I'm coping.'

Man with many tattoos.

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

popcorn...

In addition to players, some major league umpires are suspected of using steroids.

Baseball contract signing gloves.

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'...The athletic trainer's coming with the WD-40.'

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

You're right. He's gonna throw the change-up.

"These feet are fine. You have at least a couple of route marches left in them."