Emotionally Expressive Tough Guy Gifts

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Macho talk from down in accounting.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'I'm coping.'

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

Man with many tattoos.

"Oh George. My heart."

"If you can stand the cuteness, take a look at my cat."

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

"I tried blogging, texting and tweeting. . . but there's no better way to express anger than barking!"

"I like sad songs."

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

'The Raffia Mafia.'

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

My little brother's a child of many moods, and judging from his appearance, also many flavors.

Caged Fury

"If it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money."

Graffiti artists school

"No, no, sweetheart—you stay and have a good time … I’m fine here burning you in effigy."

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

Nobody's denying you the right to vent the despair of a twisted and tortured soul...just don't do it when you're writing the classified ads.

"Guys aren't very good at sharing their feelings, are they?"

Woman Harnessing Weird Hallucinogenic Pre-Menstrual Forces

'Actually, Steve, I liked you better BEFORE you learned to express your true inner feelings.'

Oh my heart

'Alas! Tattered are the remnants of my life!'

Water divining.

'I wish for once you'd drop your old male reserve.'

"When you have teeth like ours, you don't need intellect!"