Tough Guy Gifts

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Man with many tattoos.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Macho talk from down in accounting.

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'I'm coping.'

"If you can stand the cuteness, take a look at my cat."

Emotional sabotage animals.

"Signal London the continent is cut off!"

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

He saw that his crush opened his mating dance video message and didn't reply.

'I wanna buy a muzzle.'

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

'The Raffia Mafia.'

Exhausted men - steep hill 1 in 3

"I know you think I'm tough on you now, son. But you'il be much better prepared for life when I disinherit you."

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

'Denis was considered something of a 'Hard Man' within the amputee society.'

"If it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money."

A child with his cricket set

"They're padded shorts: yes, your butt looks big."

Nicola Sturgeon's History Guide To Things We Can Blame The English For...Introduction of the Midge

'Son, I want you to be successful and able to survive in this tough world. That's why I'm feeding you with raw meat.'

Marine Le Pen

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

Someday you'll thank me for not carrying you upstream.

"Now, about your room." "Aw, mom." "Don't 'aw mom' me. A clean and orderly room promotes discipline." "But ..." "But nothing. Believe me, you'll thank me later. And another thing ..."

"...And management said it was their final offer and if I didn't like it, I could go to hell! So, here I am!"

Would you please stop saying, "It's the journey, not the destination"?

"No need to shake hands on the deal. A squint and scowl are sufficient."

"Say what you want about my father...he's no yes-man."

"When you have teeth like ours, you don't need intellect!"

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'