Tough Guy Fan Gifts

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

Under pressure.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'I'm so lonesome...'

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'I'm coping.'

Man with many tattoos.

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

Emotional sabotage animals.

Peter Green, 1946-2020

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

"Any more martial arts tricks you want to show me?"

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

"May the best team win and could we please get through this game without some kind of controversy?"

'The Raffia Mafia.'