Bad Guy Fan Gifts

'I'd like a pair that makes me look a right ba***rd.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Silence of the Chickens...

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Currently Boston

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Zombie Problems

Crime in bookshop

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

'Regular or decapitated?'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

A spy

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

Stand and Deliver