Bad Boy Aficionados Gifts

You look like my kind of man.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Tongue in the ear...

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"You had me at hell."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

Truman Capote

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"If it ends up looking good on my chinny chin chin, I'll grow a full beard."

'Well, let's work with the assumption that Harry Styles doesn't want to marry you...'

The Beard Movement

Ten Seconds with Santa Claus: 'I think this will be my last year delivering presents...'

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

"Don't call me ska face!"

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

"I tell you what, ladies really dig my bad boy image!"

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

Just look at the files --- and you call this organized crime!

Good Ole Babies

"I guess I go for the bad boys."

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

Hostage Taker on the Loose!

'We're taking him in for his own protection - he sent a Tweet criticising One Direction.'