Tough-love Aficionado Gifts

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"How sweet of you to say -- and how dare you!"

"This ride is for parents and their kids."

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

Romantic knight.

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

Valentine's Day Kiss

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

Love is being close, no matter what...

My valentine

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

Emotional sabotage animals.

"You haven’t earned this."

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

"These feet are fine. You have at least a couple of route marches left in them."

Kiwi falls in love with speech bubble

"I know you think I'm tough on you now, son. But you'il be much better prepared for life when I disinherit you."

"The computer appears to have matched you up with yourself Mr Narcissus"

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

Thinkin 'bout you.

'Denis was considered something of a 'Hard Man' within the amputee society.'

'I just couldn't bear to be without Floyd. So I had him stuffed!'

A little kiss.

"I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership."

'Son, I want you to be successful and able to survive in this tough world. That's why I'm feeding you with raw meat.'

"I'd like to talk more, but my head is so much up my own ass right now!"

#somuchlove

'It's hard to choose. Can you find out if the second one from the left is married?'

"Relationship Noir."

"Now, about your room." "Aw, mom." "Don't 'aw mom' me. A clean and orderly room promotes discipline." "But ..." "But nothing. Believe me, you'll thank me later. And another thing ..."

'That's beautiful, Ryan, but I need to give some more thought to this rebranding idea.'