Tough-love Aficionado Gifts

Someday you'll thank me for not carrying you upstream.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"How sweet of you to say -- and how dare you!"

"This ride is for parents and their kids."

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

Romantic knight.

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

Valentine's Day Kiss

Love is being close, no matter what...

"You haven’t earned this."

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

Emotional sabotage animals.

My valentine

"These feet are fine. You have at least a couple of route marches left in them."

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

Kiwi falls in love with speech bubble

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

"The computer appears to have matched you up with yourself Mr Narcissus"

"I know you think I'm tough on you now, son. But you'il be much better prepared for life when I disinherit you."

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

'Denis was considered something of a 'Hard Man' within the amputee society.'

'I just couldn't bear to be without Floyd. So I had him stuffed!'

Sock monkey holding onto sock

Thinkin 'bout you.

A little kiss.

"I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership."

'Son, I want you to be successful and able to survive in this tough world. That's why I'm feeding you with raw meat.'

"I'd like to talk more, but my head is so much up my own ass right now!"

"Now, about your room." "Aw, mom." "Don't 'aw mom' me. A clean and orderly room promotes discipline." "But ..." "But nothing. Believe me, you'll thank me later. And another thing ..."

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'It's hard to choose. Can you find out if the second one from the left is married?'

"Relationship Noir."